Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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RevelationRage Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!
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BlockyLove Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with endless possibilities and questionable decisions! Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild, just like this player who enjoys degrading things sexually in the game.But don’t worry, we also have players who love being degraded, so you’ll fit right in! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your unique interests and can join you in your questionable adventures.
Just remember, in our world, anything goes – from building giant phallic structures to starting a cult worshipping the almighty block. So come on in and see if tonight is the night you lose respect for your fellow players and mentally downgrade them from “friend” to “pet”. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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SlimCraftHub
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Looking for a server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?
Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?
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ObsessedFood Minecraft Server
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!
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RichCraft: From Rags to Diamonds
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Are you tired of living in poverty and ready to experience the luxurious life of the rich? Join our Minecraft server and learn all about the biggest shocks of being wealthy from former Redditors who have made it big! From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden armor, you’ll be living like a Minecraft king in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of millionaire Ender Dragons who love to throw lavish parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and your bank account!
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CraftyCommiesPeaceTalks
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PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness
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come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own british pub and serve virtual british soldiers instead of regular players!! imagine the chaos of trying to keep those rowdy soldiers happy with virtual pints of ale and fish n chips!! create the ultimate pub experience and watch as the soldiers get more and more intoxicated, leading to hilarious virtual shenanigans!! join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate virtual pub owner and ruler of the british army!! it’s gonna be a riot, literally!!
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LuminanceCraft: Where brains learn to see!
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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make ur brain learn to see colours and black n white like a pro! our scientists have discovered da secret to makin ur brain smart AF at tellin da diff between colours and shades. u gonna be like a genius in no time, all thanks to our wacky server! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!
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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the cobwebs are just part of the decor
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Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview
Server Type WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Features Create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events Plugins Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs FAQ
How do I join the Janitors Closet SMP server?
To join, please fill out an application after reading the server rules. You can find the application link on the server’s Discord channel.
What is the server’s community like?
We aim to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server.
What changes are coming to the server?
With the upcoming reset and remodel, there will be a brand-new seed, rule changes, and greater roleplay opportunities for new players.
What can I expect in terms of plugins on the server?
Some of the plugins you can expect on the server are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.
Where can I join the server’s Discord channel?
You can join the server’s Discord channel by following this link.