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HugCraft Minecraft Server

awkward interactions, boundary setting, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, generational gaps, HugCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parent’s spouse, parental approval, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Server, stepfamily issues, stepmom issues, teenage angst, teenage struggles, uncomfortable situations, unwanted affection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the awkward family hugs and kisses and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and say goodbye to those uncomfortable moments when your dad’s wife jumps on you for a hug that lasts way too long. Here, the only thing jumping on you will be friendly Minecraft mobs, ready to help you on your quest to build the ultimate blocky empire.

No more tantrums thrown over refusing kisses, just pure, unadulterated fun as you explore our server and make new friends. And don’t worry, our virtual hugs are strictly PG-rated and come with no strings attached.

So come on in and leave behind those invasive questions about your dating life, because on our server, the only thing we’re interested in is helping you craft the perfect gaming experience. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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SpeedyCraft: Ticket Lane

aggressive driving, driving behavior, driving etiquette, fast enough, highway patrol, highway rules, Lane, law enforcement, minimum speed, passing lane, road rage, road safety, speed limit, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft, tailgating, ticket, ticketable offense, traffic citation, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic violation, Unofficial

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go fast and stuff? well on this server, if u aint speedin’ in the passin’ lane, u gonna get a speedin’ ticket from the minecraft cops! they be watchin’ u like hawks, ready to pounce on any slowpokes. so if u wanna avoid them pesky tickets, u better join our server and put the pedal to the metal!

we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!

oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!

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CzechCraft ChromoRevolution

biological imaging, cellular structure, ChromoRevolution, chromosome analysis, chromosome structure, cutting-edge technology, czech republic, Czech scientists, CzechCraft, DNA visualization, genetic material, genetic research, genetics, groundbreaking discovery, microscopy, Revolutionary method, scientific achievement, scientific advancement, scientific breakthrough, scientific innovation, scientific research, world’s first images

Yo, dudes and dudettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, these Czech scientists, they like, totally revolutionized the game, man. They discovered some crazy method to show us the first ever images of chromosome structure in Minecraft.

I know, right? Like, who even thinks of that stuff? But hey, now we can like, build our own chromosome structures in the game and stuff. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. Plus, there’s like, special quests where you gotta find rare chromosomes hidden in the world.

So come on, join the fun and let’s get chromosomin’!

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Kings land mc

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PVP Dungeons Survival Community Cooperation Competition Thrill Skills Raid Dynamic Engaging Foes Liveliness Supportive Atmosphere Lasting Challenge Immersive Environment Newcomers, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Kingsland, your ultimate 24/7 lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging environment where every moment counts. Battle formidable foes, raid challenging dungeons, and test your survival skills in a server that never sleeps. Our community thrives on cooperation and competition, ensuring a lively and supportive atmosphere for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join us now and see how long you can last with the thrill of lifesteal at your fingertips!

play.kingsland.fun:30004

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KivistoCraft

Anarchy, Anticheat, banned, BUILD, Community, destroy, Economy, Events, FINNISH, Friends, hacked clients, Kivistö, KivistoCraft, local humor, Minecraft, nearby, PvP, Residents, Server, Survival, texture pack

Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.

We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.

188.42.41.94

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NeonGrief Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Active, bedrock, Clans, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NeonGrief, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Survival, Version

The owner of the server «NeonGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neongrief.mclan.ru

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Breadcraft Survival

adults only, Breadcraft Survival, Discord, Friends, Kingdoms, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival, Teams, Whitelisted

Welcome

Our new Minecraft server will open soon you can expact full minecraft experiense with teams pvp kingdoms shops and more.Join our Discord and invite your friends to play on the server.For now the server is whitelisted and we like to keep it that way we will manually accept invites on discord

This server is for Adults Only

game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558

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DoodleNiggerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bigotry, bullying, derogatory terms, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., DoodleNiggerCraft, doodleniggers, Harassment, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Homophobia, inappropriate language, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, retards, Server, Threats, verbal abuse, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.

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KissablePixel – Minecraft SMP

Affection, attraction, Boy, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, girl, Identity, Intimacy, KissablePixel, Kissing, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, relationships, romance, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, Transgender

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and participate in intense kissing competitions with mysterious players whose gender is a complete mystery.

Who knows, you might just find your true love on our server…or at least someone to smooch with! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures!

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CrazyCraftWeddingBliss

alcohol, compassion, CrazyCraftWeddingBliss, Decision making, event planning, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, inclusion, mental breakdowns, mental health, Mental Wellness, mentally unwell, psych wards, social anxiety, social dynamics, Stability, stress, Support, Understanding, wedding etiquette, wedding invite

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee drama, suspense, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re about to get married in two months and you invite your old friend James, who has a history of psych ward visits and mental breakdowns. But wait, there’s more! Your other friends are not too thrilled about it and think it’s a terrible idea. Will James cause chaos at your wedding? Will your friends survive the drama? Join our server to find out!

Experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong, friendships put to the test, and unexpected guests causing mayhem. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with excitement and suspense? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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