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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

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CraftyTwenties

CraftyTwenties

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We offer a virtual therapy session where you can discuss all your quarter-life crisis woes with our friendly in-game therapists. Need to vent about your student loans or existential dread? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.

So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

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Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

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Welcome to MangoBayMC, where we like our vanilla like we like our ice cream- semi-melted 😂 #NoGriefingAllowed

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Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Server Features

Semi-vanilla survival

No “Pay to win” system

Rank up and earn rewards by voting

Land claiming

Homes

Player Shops

Player warps

Server map

Auction house

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQs

How do I rank up on Mango Bay?

Players can rank up and earn rewards by voting for the server.

Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, players can claim land on Mango Bay to protect their builds.

Are there player shops available?

Yes, players can set up their own shops on the server.

Is there an auction house on Mango Bay?

Yes, Mango Bay has an auction house for players to buy and sell items.

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RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always falling and the rage is always rising! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you try to survive in a world where everything is made out of Tetris blocks.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may find yourself screaming into the void at any misfortune that comes your way. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a tower that topples over and crushes you, or perhaps you’ll get stuck in a never-ending loop of falling blocks.

But fear not, for the madness is what makes this server so addicting. Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of Tetris in a whole new way, and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Tetris master. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

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TimeTechMinecraftSMP

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Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NoFamNoNumCraft

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Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

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OP Potion Co.

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

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CraftyCommiesMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

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Server Features
Semi-vanilla survival
No “Pay to win” system
Rank up and earn rewards by voting
Land claiming
Homes
Player Shops
Player warps
Server map
Auction house

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

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Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

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