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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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Ye Olde Blocky Times: NostalgiaCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of 2010-2013 when life was simpler and the internet was a wild and crazy place? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the nostalgia flow as you embark on a hilarious journey back to the golden age of the internet. Just be sure to bring plenty of bacon and autotune with you!

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Ye Olde Elevenses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have elevenses? Well, look no further because our server not only has elevenses, but we also have a secret underground tea party room where you can sip on some Earl Grey while building your dream castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the supply of cake at our daily tea parties!

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Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

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Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

1800’s, 19th century, black and white, capitalism, cartoon, Comic, economic exploitation, graphic novel, historical, humor, Industrial Revolution, Labor, MineCraftery, olde, period piece, satire, social commentary, vintage, wage labor, wagie, wagies, Warriors, worker, Working class

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

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Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

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Crafty Mahjong Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

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ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

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Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!

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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

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Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

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Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?

So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!

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Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even have a romantic encounter with your sleep paralysis demon? Look no further!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.

So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.

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Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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