🍆💦no JavaScript Minecraft Servers

Hiashi’s Hilarious Hanabi Haven

BETRAYAL, children, Clan, consequences, Expectations, family, favoritism, hanabi, Haven, Hiashi, Hiashis, Hierarchy, hilarious, Hypocrite, injustice, leadership, Legacy, lowest branch, neji, PRESSURE, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Traditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most dramatic family feuds from Naruto are brought to life! Join us as we reenact the scandalous drama of the Hyuga clan, where Hiashi is a total drama queen and Hanabi’s children are causing chaos in the lowest branch.

Witness the madness as we recreate the epic showdown between Neji and Hiashi, but with a twist – this time, Hanabi’s kids are the ones causing all the trouble! Will Hiashi finally see the error of his ways and stop being such a hypocrite? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, family drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the insanity firsthand in our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY
Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers and Endermen Get Freaky!

adult content, adult literature, blocky, bonanza, Book Club, book discussion, book fags, book lovers, book recommendations, books, Bookworms, CREEPERS, endermen, erotic fiction, Erotica, Fiction, Freaky, hey, literary works, Literature, literature community, Novels, reading, reading material, Stories

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and boogie down with these explosive party animals.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky llamas in top hats!

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

Armorstand editor, Artmap, Biome locators, Brewery, Chest Shops, chunk hoppers, compressors, CREEPERS, custom crafting, Custom redstone mechanics, dodging, dream, Dynamic view distance, Enchanted, Invisible item frames, metro, miner, Ore block elevators, permanent potion effects, pesky, pipe, pipes, Player Warps, Plugins, Pyro, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Questing, Randomized spawners, smp, toggleable PVP, Tons of other gameplay tweaks, Towny

Miner Metro Minecraft Server

Overview:

Miner Metro is a Minecraft server with years of experience, featuring tons of quests and custom features like Pipes, Ore block elevators, Custom redstone mechanics, and more. Join our active community with weekly events and competitions!

Server Information:

Website	https://minermetro.fun
Server IP	play.minermetro.fun

Custom Features:

Feature	Description
Pipes	An alternative to hoppers
Ore block elevators	Custom redstone mechanics for easier building and automation
Chunk hoppers	Custom crafting and furnace recipes

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.minermetro.fun in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, our community is active on Discord. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/H7FUHmr9Vf

Steel Realm VS Hypixel

Adventure, Adventure Map, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, creativity, Development, Earth, Economy, Environments, Exploration, Factions, Glory, Journey, Land, Mighty, minecraft server, multiplayer, Raiding, Realm, Skills, Survival, virtual worlds

Hypixel	Steel Realm
Large Economy	Explores the untouched possibilities of Minecraft
Variety of game modes	Unique custom features
Established player base	Small community for a more personal experience

FAQ:

1. What makes Hypixel stand out from Steel Realm?

Hypixel has a large established player base, offering a wide variety of game modes and a thriving economy. On the other hand, Steel Realm focuses on exploring unique custom features and providing a smaller community for a more personal experience.

2. What are the main differences in terms of gameplay between Hypixel and Steel Realm?

Hypixel offers a diverse range of game modes and activities, catering to different preferences and playstyles. Meanwhile, Steel Realm focuses on creating an immersive and unique experience by delving into unexplored possibilities within Minecraft.

3. Which server is more suitable for players looking for a thriving economy and competitive gameplay?

Hypixel would be the preferred choice for players seeking a thriving economy and competitive gameplay due to its large player base and established systems. Steel Realm, on the other hand, offers a more experimental and personalized approach to gameplay.

BoomerCraft: Find a Better Boomer, You Ask? LOL

#youtube, baby boomer, better boomer, boomer, BoomerCraft, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Find, funny, generation gap, humor, internet, lol, millennial, online content, popular culture, reaction, social media, Technology, trending, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old boomers in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most epic boomers you’ll ever encounter! These boomers can build a house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe” and they’ll even throw a party in the Nether! Join our server and witness the legendary boomer battles where they fight over who has the best enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the boomer madness, join now!

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY
Crafty Memes and Creepers: Where /pol/ Weirdos Unite

antisemitism, Communication, community dynamics, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, discrimination, Global, international relations, internet culture, Jews, memes, online behavior, online forums, Perception, POL, Politics, prejudice, social media, social perception, societal norms, Stereotypes, unite, Weirdo, weirdos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge a giant diamond-encrusted potato to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY
𝚃𝙴𝙸𝙰 – Dungey / magic / survival 1.16-1.20.4 Minecraft server

ADMIN, Auction, Battles, Builder, Buildings, creativity, Currency, dungey, Economy, Fly, generation, Improvement, listening to players, Magic, Rewards, shoot, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Version 1.20+

IP – mc.teia.su

Version: 1.16-1.20.4

• Here you will NOT find: imbalances of clothes, creative items that break the economy,

admin banning due to “.!.” and everything like that

But here is everything that will diversify your game:

• In creativity it is impossible to give or take things, only build for those who love it

• Magic! You can shoot, fly, teleport and much more

• Dungey! A world with a bunch of castles and other buildings. Battles and special rewards await you

• There is also regular survival with a new, magical generation on version 1.20

• There are beautiful buildings

• Auction – you can trade with other players

• Buyer – you can sell him certain items

• Works – earning game currency for various actions (for example, digging in a mine)

• The server is constantly improving, admins listen to players

mc.teia.su

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

TFMC: The Fantastically Mediocre Server where you can pretend to be someone else! Now with a whitelist!

Agriculturist, alchemist, Arcane, Discord, Engineer, fantastically, fletcher, Justice, mediocre, Minecraft, miner, Mysticism, PRETEND, Realm, Roleplay, Season, Server, Smithing, TFMC, Trailer, Villain, Wars, Whitelist, Woodcutter

TFMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Minecraft Roleplay	Forge your path as a master Smith, Fletcher, Miner, Woodcutter, Agriculturist, or Engineer
Custom Resource Pack	Immerse in our unique resource pack for a customized experience
Over 60 Magic Spells	Harness powerful magic to aid you on your adventures
Player-Based Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players in a dynamic economy
Exclusive Events	Participate in special events that shape the world around you

FAQ

Q: How do I join the TFMC Realm?

A: You can join our Discord server at discord.gg/tfmc to get started.

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server focuses on medieval fantasy roleplay, where players can choose various professions and engage in immersive storytelling.

Q: Are there any custom features in the server?

A: Yes, the server has a custom resource pack, over 60 magic spells, and a player-based economy for a unique gameplay experience.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Exclusive events are regularly scheduled to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Can I collaborate with other players on the server?

A: Yes, the server encourages players to forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as they collectively shape the realm’s destiny.

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY
Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!

GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

#1 MC Server List

Groundbreaking no JavaScript Minecraft Servers

Hiashi’s Hilarious Hanabi Haven

Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers and Endermen Get Freaky!

Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

Miner Metro Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Information:

Custom Features:

FAQ:

Steel Realm VS Hypixel

FAQ:

1. What makes Hypixel stand out from Steel Realm?

2. What are the main differences in terms of gameplay between Hypixel and Steel Realm?

3. Which server is more suitable for players looking for a thriving economy and competitive gameplay?

𝚃𝙴𝙸𝙰 – Dungey / magic / survival 1.16-1.20.4 Minecraft server

TFMC: The Fantastically Mediocre Server where you can pretend to be someone else! Now with a whitelist!

TFMC Server Overview

FAQ

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL