Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!
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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP
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BedroomWarsCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can have your own virtual bedroom with a proper bed and clean bathroom, away from the pee and skid marks left by unruly kids.Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about sharing with noisy siblings or messy relatives. Our server offers the ultimate escape from real life drama, where you can relax with your sleepy virtual dogs and partner in peace.
Don’t let your brother’s family drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and claim your own en suite bedroom, away from the chaos of inflatable mattresses and sofa beds. Build, explore, and escape the madness – because in this virtual world, you make the rules!
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GoldHeart Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for! Join us and become a part of a community where everyone has a heart of gold…literally!On our server, you’ll find players who are so kind and generous that they literally have hearts made of gold. And no, we’re not talking about the in-game currency, we mean actual gold hearts beating in their chests. It’s a medical miracle!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what fantastical beast will cross your path next. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out sage advice on how to build the best structures.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow bridge!
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BlockyVirginityGone
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! We’ve got creeper speed dating events, Enderman dance parties, and even a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary Ender Dragon for a chance to win a date with a sexy villager! So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have a night to remember with our server?
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Pharaoh’s Payoff Minecraft Server
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haha u wont believe wat happened on this server! so like, this dude Menendez was caught accepting bribes from Egypt and Qatar. but dont worry, u wont get in trouble for accepting bribes here! join our server and u can accept all the bribes u want, no judgement here! plus, we have a secret pyramid built by aliens that u can explore and find hidden treasures. so come join us and be a part of the bribery fun!
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AntarcticCraft: Sudden Warm Up!
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LOL U GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT A RARE SUDDEN STRATOSPHERIC WARMING EVENT DETECTED OVER ANTARCTICA. LIKE, WHOA, THAT’S SOME WILD STUFF, RIGHT? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WINTER WONDERLAND THAT IS NOW ANTARCTICA! BUILD SNOW FORTS, RIDE PENGUINS, AND FIGHT OFF EVIL SNOWMEN. PLUS, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A MAGICAL ICE CASTLE WHERE YOU CAN PARTY WITH YETIS AND UNICORNS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND EXPERIENCE THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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MelodyCraft: Where Your Favorite Songs Get a Minecraft Makeover
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don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!
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SolarCraftersGOPvsDems
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so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, the democrats on this server are like 1.45 times more likely to adopt solar PV than the republicans! but wait, there’s more! when electricity prices go up, the differences between dems and reps decrease! it’s like a political showdown in the world of minecraft! come join us for some crazy fun and see who will come out on top in the battle of solar power! u won’t wanna miss it, trust me!
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Purple Vanilla PVP: Where we fight over the last slice of virtual cake!
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Purple Vanilla Minecraft Server Introducing Purple Vanilla: Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!
Are you ready to step into a world where combat reigns supreme? Welcome to Purple Vanilla, the Minecraft server that brings PvP and fighting to the forefront of your gaming experience like never before.
Why Purple Vanilla?
- Intense PvP Action: Engage in adrenaline-pumping battles with players from around the world.
- Custom PvP Arenas: Immerse yourself in meticulously crafted arenas designed for strategic gameplay.
- Ranking and Tournaments: Rise through the ranks and prove your prowess in regular tournaments.
- Diverse Combat Styles: Choose from swordplay, archery, or tactical maneuvers.
- Community of Warriors: Join a passionate community of PvP enthusiasts.
Join Purple Vanilla Today!
If you thrive on the thrill of battle and crave the excitement of PvP combat, Purple Vanilla is your ultimate Minecraft destination. Sharpen your skills, assemble your team, and prepare for an unforgettable PvP experience.
Server Details:
Server IP N/A Connect now and embark on your journey to PvP greatness. Whether you fight for honor, glory, or just the sheer thrill of combat, Purple Vanilla welcomes warriors of all kinds to its exhilarating PvP arena!
Discord: https://discord.gg/MHqAVF2tE4
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I join the Purple Vanilla Minecraft server?
A: You can join the Purple Vanilla server by entering the server IP in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Q: Are there any specific rules for PvP battles on Purple Vanilla?
A: Yes, Purple Vanilla has rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable PvP gameplay. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the server’s rules before participating in battles.
Q: Can I team up with other players for PvP battles?
A: Yes, Purple Vanilla offers team-based skirmishes where players can form alliances and fight together against their opponents.
Q: Are there rewards for participating in PvP tournaments on Purple Vanilla?
A: Yes, players can earn rewards, rank up, and receive recognition for their performance in PvP tournaments and events on Purple Vanilla.
Q: How can I improve my PvP skills on Purple Vanilla?
A: Practice, strategize, and learn from experienced players to improve your PvP skills on Purple Vanilla. Engage in battles, experiment with different combat styles, and focus on mastering your tactics.
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LoveHateMC Server
attraction, conflicted, confusion, Desires, emotions, Evil, gender, hate, internal conflict, love, LoveHateMC, Men, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, WomenAre you tired of dealing with the drama of women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is filled with handsome, blocky men who are always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) in your time of need. Plus, our female players are so evil that they make the Wither boss look like a cute little bunny. So why not escape the real world and join our server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (again).
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BoardCraft Minecraft Server
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their epic adventures in the land of pixelated wonders.
So what are you waiting for? Name a better board, we dare you! Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!