ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!