join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure
2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap
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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!
APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!
So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!
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FreeCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!
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CraftyCashGrab
budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).
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CellBlockCraft
ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access
so, like, u know how AT&T is all like, “we got the best cell service, bro”? well guess what, they also got the best hackers, apparently! these dudes straight up accessed records of calls and texts for almost ALL their customers. like, talk about dedication, amirite?but hey, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as AT&T’s security breach, then u gotta check out this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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ScreenCrafters
addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen
haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
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UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost
activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technologyso, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
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Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table
Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border
sVanilla Survival Server Overview
Server Name sVanilla Survival IP Address corn.gg Region USA East sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
- Survive & Thrive: Players have the freedom to play the game their way.
- Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
- Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
- Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
- Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
- Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
- TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
FAQ
Question Answer Are hacked clients allowed? No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. Is crystal PvP enabled? No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. Are there economy plugins on the server? No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. Is the world map permanent? Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. Are TNT duplication methods allowed? Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.
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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!
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CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server
Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), ServerWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
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MomMD Minecraft Server
aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work
Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).