Minecraft Servers Updated November 18, 2024, 7:40 PM

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BlackSwan40K SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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Blocky LOLz: The Only Game I’m Looking Forward to Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and POOF they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers do the floss dance before exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Quake Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s so lit, it’ll make earthquakes jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so epic, it caused a magnitude 6.4 earthquake in western Japan. Don’t worry, there’s no Tsunami threat here, just pure minecraft madness!

Join us now and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the earthquake-inducing adventures begin!

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SalmonCraft: Where Chad’s Rule and Fish Swim

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where survival of the fittest is taken to a whole new level! Imagine a world where you can mate like a Chad salmon and fertilize as many eggs as you want. Some players may only fertilize one egg, while others will end up as food and die off. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but only the strongest will survive.

Join us and experience the thrill of competition and survival like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable and wild world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your survival skills in a way you’ve never imagined before!

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Pixelated Digimon Champions Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on an EPIC adventure in a world where Digimon Digital Monsters reign supreme? Look no further than our INSANE Minecraft server!

Join us and train your very own DIGIMON to become the ultimate champion. Battle against other players in INTENSE PvP matches and show off your skills in our CRAZY arenas.

But that’s not all! Explore our MIND-BLOWING custom biomes filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Build your own OUTRAGEOUS base and defend it from mobs and rival players.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on quests to uncover the secrets of the Digital World and unlock LEGENDARY Digimon that will help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our WACKY Minecraft server today and become the ultimate Digimon Champion!

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Pixel Pervs & Procedural Paintings

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Warm Cookies Edition, where you can indulge in warm cookies while building your virtual empire. But wait, there’s more!

Previously on Face the Nation: Our server has been featured on national television, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we have guides that will blow your mind. Need a New User Guide? We got it. Want to control the net? We’ve got that covered too. And don’t even get us started on Block Merging – it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! We have the ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, and Easy Diffusion for all your Minecraft needs. And if you have an AMD GPU or CPU, we’ve got links for that too. Because why settle for anything less than the best?

Looking for Models, Embeddings, Characters, Celebs, or even some fetish content? We’ve got you covered with links that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Wiki, LoRa Training, Tags for Prompting, and PonyXL Information – because knowledge is power, my friend.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even warm cookies.

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LemonDropCraft: Where lemon drops and Minecraft blocks collide!

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Welcome to our insanely awesome Minecraft server where the only currency is lemon drops! That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we only trade in the sweet and tangy goodness of lemon drops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lemon Drop Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in the land – piles and piles of lemon drops! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Lemon Drop Dragon and claim your sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have candy-themed biomes scattered throughout the world. Explore the Gumdrop Forest, climb the Licorice Mountains, and swim in the Soda Sea. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most ridiculously fun way possible!

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CraftyPotatoLand

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we solve all your diamond-hard problems! Are you struggling with issues because of a certain virtual character? Fear not, for we have the answers you seek!

Join our server and discover the FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE that will help you and your diamond-hard friend in times of need. We have the secrets to unlocking the truth about certain characters, including their real-life appearances!

So, if you’re wondering if someone is still fat in real life or if they’ve gotten in better shape, look no further than our INSANE Minecraft server. Your diamond-hard friend will thank you!

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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate through our INSANE custom-built worlds filled with secret treasure chests, hidden dungeons, and even a talking llama that gives out free enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon who guards a mountain of diamonds bigger than your mom’s secret chocolate stash. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, but be warned, he’s got some killer dance moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most UNBELIEVABLE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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GodlessCraft: Where Creepers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, When you die you will cease to exist!!!

Join us for the ultimate challenge where every move you make could be your last. But don’t worry, we have unicorns that will guide you through the treacherous terrain and giant chickens that will protect you from harm.

Oh, did we mention that if you manage to survive for 24 hours straight, you’ll be rewarded with a golden toilet that will grant you infinite power? Yes, you heard that right. A golden toilet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that one wrong step could mean the end of your existence. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyGate – Where Bald Heads and Blocky Worlds Collide!

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🌋🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EXPLOSIVE Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🔥🌋

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Our server is so intense, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park! 💥🔥

Join now for a chance to witness explosions like you’ve never seen before! Creepers? Pfft, we’ve got TNT-wielding Endermen ready to blow your mind! 💣💥

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have joined in on the chaos! You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava flood or a spontaneous diamond rain! 💎🌧️

Don’t believe us? Check out our trailer on PC and PS5, it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to dive headfirst into the madness! 🎥🔥

And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, fear not! Our mods and patches are always up-to-date, ensuring you never have a dull moment on our server! 💻🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most explosive adventure of your Minecraft life! 💣🎮💥

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