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Sensational John Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

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HolyCrafterz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where miracles happen daily? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Jesus himself recruiting players like Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon straight out of the Middle East. Rumor has it they were mining for diamonds when Jesus appeared in a blaze of glory, offering them enchanted gear and promising them a spot in the heavenly realm of our server. Join now for a chance to meet the Son of God and build your own virtual paradise!

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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

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join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

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Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at [Server Name] where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at [Server Name]. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

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The Beanstock SMP

Custombosses, Customenchants, Customweapons, Giantwarzone, Landclaims, PvP, Pvpraiding, Survival

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW SMP!

The Beanstock SMP is a group of Streamers, Youtubers, and friends trying to create the perfect SMP. We include the community in streams, videos, and fun events to bring the server together. Come join our discord and meet some new freinds!

– A simplified shop with only the essentials– Custom Weapons! SUPER BALANCED, NO crazy abilities NO high damage! FUN PVP– 25 Custom Minecraft Bosses!– 10 New Duel arenas with pro pvp kits– A new store, with new ranks– Strong Anti-Cheat– THIS IS A FRESH SERVER, don’t fall behind on the action– Claim Lands and protect your creations!– Raid enemy lands with claim busters!

play.thebeanstock.net

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MagicaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

With spells, classes, custom plugins, and more, MagicaCraft sets the standard in being one of the most revolutionary server experiences in the history of Minecraft. Its unique features including 24/7 lag-free hosting, friendly professional staff, completely unique biomes, and epic builds, truly make MagicaCraft an epic way to play factions. With 4 unique classes to choose from, almost 50 different abilities, and many custom plugins, MagicaCraft truly allows you to play the way you want to. Come and immerse yourself in one of the greatest servers Minecraft has ever seen and play with thousands of other satisfied players. I guarantee you, there are endless hours of fun ahead of you. Join now: Play.MagicaCraft.Net

MagicaCraft has been operating for almost 3 years! http://www.magicacraft.net

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

play.magicacraft.net

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TFMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

discord.gg/tfmc

Embark on a TFMC Adventure! Are you ready to immerse yourself in a captivating realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than TFMC – where your wildest Minecraft Roleplay dreams come to life!

Forge Your Destiny Unleash your creativity and become a master of your chosen profession! Will you be the revered Smith, crafting legendary weapons that shape wars? Or perhaps the skilled Fletcher, arming your allies with precision-crafted bows? The choices are yours, and the realm awaits your mark.

Unveil the Portal Ready to take the plunge into an unrivaled Minecraft Roleplay experience? Join us on discord.gg/tfmc Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

play.tfminecraft.net

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Aknotl

Battles, BUILD, Conquering, Custompack, Exploration, Gobold, Lore, Medieval, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaycraft, Semiroleplay, Semirp, Texturepack, Timeline, Wiki, world
Come and discover Aknotl!

A medieval World-Build server where each player participates in creating a unique story!

The server is based on several ideas:
Aknotl is fortunate to benefit from a mature (20 years and over) and friendly community where trust and good humor reign.

Discord – Site Web – Dynmap – IP: Aknotl.fr
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The Great Beyond – Prominence II RPG

Economy, Modded, Prominence, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Define your own journey and play your way as your explore the latest Minecraft RPG modpack; Prominence II RPG. You can delve into a new storyline: The Void’s Invasion, forge your own weapons and armour and build and develop fantastic machines and escape to other planets with Create and Ad Astra. This modpack is stuffed with magic, exploration, combat and tech – it’s up to you how to play!

prominence.thegreatbeyond.org

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Whiskey Outpost

Whiskey Outpost is a group of servers that provide the following experiences:

Survival (whiskeycraft.net)

* Full economy * MCmmo/Jobs/Classes/Quests * Separate mining world * Towns and personal areas

Creative (cr.whiskeycraft.net)

* Personal (unlimited / free) plots for building

Pvp (pvp.whiskeycraft.net)

* Factions + Factions plus * Arenas (capture the flag, team deathmatch, spleef) – will be re-added soon! * Hunger Games – will be re-added soon! (SG3 is the current map, more will follow.)

whiskeycraft.net

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MineLift

PvP, Survival Games

Minelift is a more prison boxpvp server, where you can increasingly improve your armor and arsenal and thus fight with all your enemies as well as having fun with many more players. The server IP is minelift.net

minelift.net

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Viking Survival

Crafting, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Plugins, Survival, Textures, Towny

**Viking Survival**

Minecraft Java Edition Towny Server

Fresh, Created 11/28

Active & Experienced Owner, Creating Servers since 2014.

PvE Rules – Enjoyable, chill laid back experience is the goal.

Regular 1.20.2 Server, with a Texture pack for added fun.

In it for the long haul

Custom Crafting

Non-Donor Player Ranks

No Donor Rank Kits; The best gear will be earned. Not Bought.

Refer-A-Friend Rewards!

Airplanes, Go-Karts and UFO’s.

Levelled Mobs for a harder, more enjoyable experience where everything isn’t easy.

New Ores & Armor + Tool Types.

New Food Items + Recipes

Nations, With Added Wars that require 2-party Consent.

Mineable Spawners

And so much more!

————————————————————-Staff Opportunities

We are currently looking for staff but not for staff hunters.You will be expected to play a bit and learn the serverbefore being allowed to apply for a position.Looking For:BuildersHelpersArtists to Create TexturesMedia to Create Social Posts

Server Info:

Discord Link: discord.gg/tSDh8HfU3VServer IP: vikingsurvival.org

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PrimeCraft Factions PvP [Dungeons] [Economy] [IRL Prizes]

Cosmetics, Drop, Dropparties, Dropparty, Dungeon, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Game, games, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Tournament, Tournaments, Xpboosts

Welcome to PrimeCraft, a Java Factions PvP Server with 60+ plugins, 50+ NPC Vendors, massive multi-biome PVP Arena, IRL Rewards & Payouts, and so much more!

Griefing & raiding are allowed, so be careful! Guard your items and your base, and be wary who you trust~

Every Saturday & Sunday at 7PM ET we have a drop party in spawn, followed by an EXP boost.

Join our Discord: discord.primecraft.us

play.primecraft.us

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Colorcraft

A faction base, pvp enable fun server

37.59.200.68

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