our server is run by a group of deranged penguins who are obsessed with ice cream and will stop at nothing to make sure you have a cone in hand at all times. they may be cute, but they are ruthless when it comes to dessert.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary ice cream mountain, where the cones are made of pure gold and the sprinkles are actually diamonds. but be warned, the mountain is guarded by a giant ice cream monster who will do anything to protect his precious treats.
so come on over and join the madness, where ice cream cones are edible portion control and the only way to survive in this wacky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.