Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!
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Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience
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RubleRumbleCraft
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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!
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FitKids Mental Wellness
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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!
and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.
so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!
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Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, WhitelistPolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP! Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities. Key Features: Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250. Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles. Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers. Discord: https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms Server IP: europa.cheesehosting.net:34003 FAQ Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours. Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
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Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!
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HangryHubbyNoPlate
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And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.
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ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!
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CompliCraft
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Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.
So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyComradeJailbreak
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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
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Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
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karlssonSMP Overview Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨
🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
⚔️ Features:
Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features. Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone. Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district. 10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary. Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser. Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!) Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. 💎 In-Game Cosmetics:
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
🎥 Calling All Content Creators:
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
🔒 Server Details:
Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC Location: Europe Current Version: 1.21.1 ⏩ How to Join:
Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!