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Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

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Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

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Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Hoes: Where Creeper Meets Companion

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have more prostitutes than ever before! That’s right, instead of wasting your time digging in the dirt, you can spend your hard-earned emeralds on some good old-fashioned fun with our lovely ladies of the night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or battling it out with a mob of disco-loving skeletons. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind server.

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Hoe Magnet Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!

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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

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Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

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SwapCraft: One Day Wonders

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Want to spice things up by swapping lives with someone else for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine trading places with Steve, the blocky hero of Minecraft, and experiencing life as a pixelated mining master. You’ll be digging up diamonds, battling creepers, and building epic structures in no time. So come join us and swap lives with your favorite Minecraft character for a day of adventure and fun!

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Murk PvP: The Server That’s Mucking Around with PvP, SMP, MCMMO, and More! Join us in the Murky Waters!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Starter Kit	All players start with Iron Kit and a custom item
Enchantments	200 Custom enchants available
Combat System	1.8 combat system
Protected Area	Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken
Leaderboards	Fresh leaderboards and map, ranks based on time played

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What versions do you support?	We support both Bedrock and Java versions
How can I start playing?	Teleport within the survival world and start playing with your Iron Kit
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KBk4583a
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have plugins like MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets

Runnin’ Steel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for part 7 of your favorite anime to come out? Well, why not take a break and join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got all the excitement and adventure you could ever want, plus, Jonny’s theme is going to be… wait for it… TACOS! That’s right, every time Jonny appears, a rain of delicious tacos will fall from the sky. So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!

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CousinClashCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with annoying family drama like this ever again! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life craziness and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any relatives trying to steal your room key or make you babysit their kids.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests crashing your space. No more awkward family dinners or being called a snitch for standing up for yourself. Plus, you won’t have to worry about being left behind at the theme park because in our Minecraft world, you’re always included and valued.

So say goodbye to family vacation nightmares and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy yourself. Join our server today and let the virtual adventures begin!

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AlienFighter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we prepare you for the inevitable alien invasion! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO descends from the sky and little green men start wreaking havoc. But fear not, because on our server, we equip you with the skills and tools needed to fend off those extraterrestrial baddies.

Join us and train with the item to your left, whether it’s a rubber duck or a half-eaten sandwich, because hey, you never know what you’ll have to fight with in a real alien invasion! Our players have survived countless invasions using nothing but a spoon or a pair of socks, so trust us when we say you’ll be prepared for anything.

So come on down to our server and show those aliens who’s boss! Who knew that playing Minecraft could actually save the world?

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RegretfulCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to build, explore, and maybe even make some questionable decisions with other players! Ever wanted to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies, only to realize you’ve accidentally teamed up with your ex? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for the chance to create unforgettable memories, like accidentally proposing to a stranger while trying to trade resources, or getting into a heated debate about the best way to build a castle with someone who turns out to be your long-lost twin.

So come on, join us and see where your Minecraft adventures take you. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re asking, “Who’s one person you’ve done the deed with that you shouldn’t have?” But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

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ChinaCraft: Maritime Security Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have joint military drills with russia to fight off the evil sea creatures that threaten our virtual world. we need all the help we can get to protect our precious pixels from the deep sea monsters. join now and be a hero in this virtual battle for maritime security! also, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so come on over and let’s fight off those pesky sea creatures together!

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GazaCraft: BlameHamasFun

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so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can join different factions like the Palestinians or Hamas and battle it out for control of Gaza. the president is always yelling at everyone to stop fighting but no one listens. it’s chaos but in a fun Minecraft kind of way. come join the madness and see if u can bring peace to this crazy server!

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Cubixity: Where you can claim your land, build your towns, and accidentally start a war with your neighbors!

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Cubixity Minecraft Server

Overview

Welcome to Cubixity! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server focused on building history. Experience a true worldbuilding server with minimal admin intervention and a friendly staff team. No weird plugins, just pure worldbuilding.

What we offer

Server Features

Server at the beginning of history

Lands for claiming builds and diplomacy

Brewery for potions

Freedom of worldbuilding

Documented history on wiki

Useful Links
- Dynmap
- Discord
Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

FAQ

Q: Is roleplay required on the server?

A: Roleplay is encouraged but not required. Feel free to engage in roleplay as much or as little as you’d like.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided on our website or through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
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Cubixity: Where you can claim your land, build your towns, and accidentally start a war with your neighbors!

Cubixity Minecraft Server

Overview

What we offer

Useful Links

FAQ

Q: Is roleplay required on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Server Features
Server at the beginning of history
Lands for claiming builds and diplomacy
Brewery for potions
Freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on wiki