so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!
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NATOandEU4Ukraine
Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine
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NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Voteslol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.
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PisspetPurgeMC
avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation
Hey there gamers,Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!
So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness
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USAcraft: Finnish Defense Deal
Alliance, bipartisan support, Deal, defence agreement, Defense, diplomatic relations, finland, FINNISH, foreign policy, Government, Helsinki, international relations, military cooperation, national defense, nato, Parliament, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Transatlantic Cooperation, unanimous approval, united states, Usa, USAcraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, the finnish parliament, like, totally approved this defence agreement with the USA, right? so you know this server is gonna be lit AF. like, we got all the protection and stuff, so you can build your epic castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up.and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.
so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!
Adventure, creeper, cross-cultural experiences, cultural experiences, encouraged, European countries, expat life, Exploring, Finnish culture, Finnish language, Finnish traditions, FinnishCraft, Helsinki, international relocation, learning new languages, living in Finland, Migration, MOVE TO FINLAND, moving abroad, new beginnings, Nordic countries, Relocation, Scandinavia, travel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!
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HellaCraft: Live Your Dream in Finnlandia
Adventure, Beautiful architecture, bucket list, Capital city, cityscape, Cultural experience, dream, Dream destination, Dream lifestyle, European travel, Explore, finland, Finnlandia, HellaCraft, Helsinki, Helsinki vibes, Live, Live your dream, Nordic, Northern Europe, Scandinavian, Scandinavian Design, travel, urban-exploration, Wanderlust
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags (or blocks) because we’re taking you on a virtual trip to Helsinki, Finland! Why Helsinki, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging reindeer stampedes and battling fierce Finnish trolls?On our server, you can build your very own sauna-themed castle complete with diamond-encrusted ice sculptures and polar bear guards. Participate in reindeer races through the snowy forests or challenge your friends to a salmon-catching competition in the icy rivers.
But that’s not all! Ever wanted to explore a real-life igloo village? Look no further, because on our server, you can discover hidden igloos filled with treasure chests and maybe even encounter a mystical ice wizard.
So why wait? Join us in Helsinki, Finland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional blizzard). Trust us, you won’t want to log off this server!
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Gay Pride Minecraft Server
acceptance, Breaking Stereotypes, coming out, embracing diversity, fluid sexuality, Gay, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Homophobia, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, Liking men, love is love, Masculinity, Minecraft, pride, Self Discovery, Server, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
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GF Goals Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.
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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server
Account Stats, ambessa, Builds, Crafty, event pass, league of legends, League of Legends General, lolalytics, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, new champion, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, The Matriarch of War, u.gg, Upcoming Content, Worlds 2024
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
3d, anatomy, Archive, artists, bad anatomy, balance, ChunkyChick, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Furaffinity, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, QoTT, Reposting, slow pace, smp, sub-fetishes, Thread, Writefag
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
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Ban Happy Minecraft Server
Anonymity, anonymous places, Ban, chuds, digital rights, freedom of speech, Happy, internet censorship, interracial porn, left wing, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, online manipulation, political discourse, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, political tactics, Propaganda, Server, social media, Voting
Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)
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[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War![[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank1.jpg)
🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness
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AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
Abilities, agronomy, Battles, Brewing, Cities, Classes, Crafts, Custom Map, Donations, Economy, Events, Fishing, Fly, Magic, Mechanics, No Mini-Games, Plot, Politics, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Races, recipes, RPG, server history, Skills, story events, Tools
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
mc.alarada-fantasy.ru
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Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
Adventure, Anime, Arc List, Beginning, blocky, brook, CCLast Thread, Chapter 663, Chopper, cruise, Daily, franky, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, Manga discussion, Minecraft, Nami, one piece, Pirate, robin, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, zoroWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
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World Series Minecraft SMP
baseball, Championship, Competition, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, FINAL, Game, matchup, Minecraft, MLB, October, Players, PLAYOFFS, postseason, prediction, series, showdown, smp, sports, Teams, winner, world, world seriesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.
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Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server
Africa, African countries, arms race, boom, global security, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nuclear capabilities, nuclear conflict, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear stockpile, nuclear testing, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tensions, ServerWelcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.
So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!