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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!

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SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

appealing, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, body image, body positivity, charming, Confidence, cute, desirable, handsome, Masculinity, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-perception, Sexy, skinny boys, SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP, slender, Thin, thin men

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.

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FosterCraft: Midnight Rescue Fail

Fail, foster care, foster care challenges, foster care compassion, foster care experience, foster care journey, foster care love, foster care stories, foster care struggles, foster care success, foster care support, foster care system, foster child, foster family, foster home, foster parenting, foster placement, foster system, FosterCraft, juvenile detention, midnight, rescue, runaway teen, troubled youth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like the time we took in a rebellious player named Olivia who kept running away and causing chaos. We tried to help her, but she just couldn’t stop causing trouble. Eventually, we had to let her go, but she came back begging for another chance. We had to call in the virtual police to handle the situation, and let’s just say things got wild.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual foster care gone wrong, with a side of Minecraft madness. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?

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Are you tired of boring old cities with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Forget about overrated cities in the real world, come join us and experience the thrill of building your own wacky city filled with giant rainbow unicorns, talking trees, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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MineLifeLessons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious lessons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. From learning how to tame a herd of explosive llamas to mastering the art of underwater basket weaving, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and get ready to laugh your way to enlightenment!

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PalestinianPunchOut

controversy, Economy, employment, foreign labor, foreign workers, Government, immigration, international relations, Israel, Labor, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Palestinian workers, PalestinianPunchOut, palestinians, Plan, policy, Replacement, Social Issues, strategy, Workforce

come join our minecraft server, where we have more foreign workers than you can shake a stick at! forget about those pesky palestinians, we got a whole new crew ready to mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow.

our server is like a melting pot of cultures, with villagers from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and battle monsters.

plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads straight to the diamond mines – shh, don’t tell anyone!

so come on down and join the fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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GoldMedalBitesSilly

achievement, athletes, Authenticity, Biting, celebration, Competition, gold medal, gold percentage, GoldMedalBitesSilly, Medals, metal, olympic games, olympic gold, precious metal, purity, silly, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Value, Victory

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn rave.

Once, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. They brought back a block of cheddar that could shoot lasers.

Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into chickens with a flick of their wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join now before the creepers throw a dance party without you!

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SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server

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so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!

join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!

come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?

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REBORN ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets bedtime stories… for adults. Join our cool kids club today!

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Server Name Reborn Origins

Server Version Fabric 1.20.1

Number of Mods 60+

Overview:

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose a random origin and interact with others in a semi roleplay environment. Players can create their own backstory and lore, build communities, and establish towns. The server features various mods to enhance gameplay and offers a welcoming community for all players.

FAQ:

1. Can I choose my own origin? Players get to choose an origin at random on the server.

2. What happens when I die? When you die, your origin becomes anew, adding a unique twist to gameplay.

3. Are there any specific rules for the server? While the server encourages roleplay and community building, players are expected to treat each other with respect and kindness.

4. How can I join the server? For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord server at Discord.

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

Minecraft Server Information

Overview

Features

World Reset

FAQ

RadioheadCraft Server

SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

FosterCraft: Midnight Rescue Fail

OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?

MineLifeLessons

GoldMedalBitesSilly

SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server

REBORN ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets bedtime stories… for adults. Join our cool kids club today!

Overview:

FAQ:

Server Name	Reborn Origins
Server Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Number of Mods	60+