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75kMileMania
000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops runningLOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT! -
GainCraft Minecraft Server
#workout, Bodybuilding, FITNESS, fitness goals, GainCraft, Gains, gains journey, gains motivation, gains progress, gym, Minecraft, muscle definition, muscle gains, muscle growth, muscle progress, muscle transformation, Nice gains, progress, Server, strength training, take a look, weight gain, weightliftingHey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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SlimCraft Minecraft Server
Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight managementAre you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?
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GymCraft: Wifey Edition
body image, body positivity, Confidence, diet, Edition, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gymcraft, health, lifestyle change, Marriage, overweight, personal growth, self esteem, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight gain, weight loss, wellness, wifeyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!
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KaneCraft Minecraft Server – “Commiserations Edition”
#Southgate, Commiserations, Defeat, Disappointment, Edition, fit, FITNESS, football, gutted, immediate thoughts, interview, kane, KaneCraft, Loss, Minecraft, personal business, retarded, Server, Soccer, substance, Thoughts, Tournament, tried hardestAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join!Join us for the chance to battle against Kane himself, who is still recovering from his devastating loss and is seeking redemption through Minecraft PvP battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim victory?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious creatures like the Southgate, a legendary being who may or may not be able to speak in coherent sentences. Will you dare to challenge him and uncover the truth behind his strange behavior?
So come on, join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
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SlimCraft2021
Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft2021, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tipsAre you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft! -
FitCraft: Move & Mine
active waiting, Boredom, exercise bikes, exercise equipment, FitCraft, FITNESS, health, Healthcare, long waits, Move, movement, patient comfort, patient experience, patient satisfaction, physical activity, stress relief, Treadmills, waiting area, waiting room amenities, waiting rooms, waiting time, wellnessSo, like, you ever been waiting in a Minecraft server lobby, just standing there like a potato? Well, not on this server, my friend! We got treadmills and exercise bikes in our waiting room! You can run and bike around while you wait for the game to start! It’s like a gym and a Minecraft server all in one! Plus, rumor has it that if you pedal fast enough, you’ll unlock secret levels and find hidden treasure! So come join us and get your workout on while you game! -
DadEnvyCraft
Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweightLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!
So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!
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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server
balanced diet, clean eating, debunking myths, diet, FITNESS, food myths, health education, health tips, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mindful eating, Minecraft, misconceptions, nutrition, Server, superfoods, VeggieCraft, weight loss, wellness, wellness trends, Whole FoodsAre you tired of people judging you for your healthy lifestyle choices? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things healthy and ridiculous!Our server is filled with enchanted kale farms, protein shake fountains, and avocado toast villages. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around trying to tempt you with sugary treats and fast food. Will you have the willpower to resist their temptations and stay on the path to health and wellness?
Join us on this wacky adventure and prove to the world that being healthy is not only cool, but also totally hilarious! Who knew that eating your veggies could be so much fun in the virtual world? So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that health is the new black!
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TrashCraft Minecraft Server
aspecto basuras, basuras, basurero, bienestar, booru, cuerpo en forma, desuarchive, Edición Smug sexy Lara, ejercicio, ejercicio físico, ENTRENAMIENTO, fit, FITNESS, hábitos saludables., hilo anterior, Minecraft, rutina de ejercicio, SALUD, Server, tema del hilo, Trash, TrashCraft, vida saludableWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the only workout you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and running away from creepers! Our server is like a virtual gym for your fingers, as you click and tap your way to victory.Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fitness challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake, or racing against other players to see who can collect the most pork chops in 60 seconds. And don’t worry, our virtual personal trainer, Smug sexy Lara, will be there to cheer you on with motivational messages like “You can do it, just one more block!”
So come on, join us on this crazy journey of pixelated fitness and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft athlete. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while crafting and exploring? Let’s get swole, Minecraft style!
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SukhoiSmackdownMC
AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARElol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol. -
Wild Savanna Adventure
adaptation, Adventure, African wild dog, African wildlife, Animal Behavior, Cheetah, climate change, conservation, Droughts, ecology, ecosystem, environmental impact, habitat loss, intraguild overlap, Leopard, lion, predator-prey dynamics, SAVANNA, SAVANNAH, space use, Wild, wildlife, wildlife managementcome join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
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Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!
Adventure, alliances, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Immersive, Kingdom, Lore, Luminary, Medieval, mod packs, Mods, Nation building, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Roleplay, Struggling, SURVIVE, vanilla minecraft, worldLuminary Minecraft Server Overview
Title Details Server Name Luminary Version 1.20.1-1.20.4 Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins Release Date November 8th FAQ
Builder Applications
Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.
Release Date
The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!
Early Joins Get OG Rank
Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.
Discord
Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw
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””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
1080p, 1440p, 2160p, AIO, Amateur production, ASRock B650M-HDV/M2, Budget, Building guide, Coolers, Cpu’s, CREW, DDR4, ddr5, Gaming, GPUs, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, Mining, Monitors, Motherboards, Multicore, NH-D15, PC Building General, PC part picker, Peerless Assassin, phantom spirit, PSU tier list., PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade AdviceWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?
2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?
3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?
4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?
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PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.
Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!
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ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days
aita, apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, VenmoLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?
Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!
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MinecraftMysteryMadness
bewildering, BIZARRE, bizarre occurrences, eerie, Enigmatic, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, MinecraftMysteryMadness, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange experiences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, weirdHave you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?
So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?