Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd
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Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO SMP
auction house, Auctionhouse, bedrock, Cross-Play, custom npcs, customnpcs, free, Golden Shovel, in game money, java, Jobs, killing mobs, Kits, Kitsstarter, Land Claims, MCMMO, micro transactions, mmo, Ranks, sethomes, smp, Survival, world border
Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO – SMPJava and Bedrock Cross-Play!
NO micro-transactions (100% Free)
Buy Ranks With In-Game Money!
MCMMO
Land Claims (Golden Shovel)
Jobs
Earn Money From Killing Mobs
Auction House
Custom NPCs
No World Border
punchysgameroom.ddns.net
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Reign of Farts: Anarchy, SMP, Lifesteal but please, no stealing hearts!
alliances, Anarchy, Battles, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Discord, Enhancements, farts, Friendly, Fun, grand opening, Hearts, LifeSteal, Memories, Moderation, No Rules, PvP, Reign, Simple, smp, stealing, teamwork, Updates, Website
Reign of Hearts Minecraft Server
Overview:
Launch Date 8/7/2024 Key Features - Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating enemies and players.
- Balanced PvP: Fair and competitive player vs. player combat.
- Community-Driven: Friendly community for collaboration and competition.
- Minimal Plugins: Enhancements for gameplay without overwhelming players.
- Active Moderation: Dedicated team for an enjoyable environment.
How to Join:
- Mark Your Calendar: Don’t miss our grand opening next week!
- Follow Our Updates: Stay tuned for the exact launch time and additional details.
- Spread the Word: Invite your friends to be part of the founding community.
Contact Information:
Server IP Will be posted in discord shortly before launch. Discord Join our Discord Website Coming soon… FAQ:
Q: What makes Reign of Hearts different from other servers?
A: Reign of Hearts focuses on a straightforward and exciting experience with lifesteal mechanics, balanced PvP, a community-driven environment, minimal plugins, and active moderation.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Mark your calendar for the launch date, follow updates for the exact time, and spread the word to invite friends to join.
Q: What is the server IP?
A: The server IP will be posted in Discord shortly before the launch date.
Q: How can I contact the server owners?
A: You can join the Discord server using the provided link.
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ShameCraft Minecraft Server
BUSTED, Caution, digital footprint, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, filter, hesitation, impulse, Minecraft, mistake, online behavior, oversharing, privacy, regret, second thoughts, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, ShameCraft, shameful, social media, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us for epic adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking block of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers from its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on all the fun, then you’ll regret it forever.
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NaziCraft SMP: NoNazisAllowed
anti-semitism, atrocities, brutality, children, discrimination, Evil, fascism, Genocide, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Inhumanity, intolerance, Killed, NaziCraft, Nazis, NoNazisAllowed, persecution, Propaganda, smp, War Crimes, Women, world war IIWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us if you dare, because rumor has it that they killed women and children… in a build battle! That’s right, things get intense on our server as players battle it out in epic competitions that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… we think.
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ChildishCraft Minecraft Server
biological father, ChildishCraft, Communication, compassion, DAUGHTER, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, forgiveness, Frustration, hurt feelings, hygiene, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Server, step-parenting, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your daughter’s room? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and disorder, you’ll feel right at home.Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to clean up after a bunch of unruly players who just can’t seem to keep their virtual rooms tidy. Our community is so messy, even your daughter’s moldy drinks and food will feel right at home here.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique father-daughter dynamic, where you can experience the joy of being constantly nagged about hygiene by a non-biological dad. Watch as he cleans up after you, only to be met with cries of “you’re not my real dad!” It’s a virtual family drama like no other.
So come join us on our server, where the mess is never-ending and the family drama is always brewing. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!
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SwearCraft Jr.
bad language, Behavior, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, ex wife, family dynamics, Graffiti, language development, parenting, Playground, role modeling, SwearCraft, swearing, swearing around kids, teaching, VALUES
Are you tired of your ex-wife setting a bad example for your kids? Come join our Minecraft server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one will judge you for your colorful language. Plus, our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will distract you from any real-life drama. So come on, join us and let the swearing begin!
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ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation
Britain, Community, Condemnation, Democracy, extremism, far right, Government, Justice, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, leadership, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Public Safety, Social Issues, Thugcraft, thuggery, Unity, Unrest, violence
join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!
so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉
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AlexandriaSMP: Where you can build all the dirt houses you want and still feel fancy and sophisticated
+18, aboria, admin team, AlexandriaSMP, bi-weekly, BUILD, community-driven, Competitions, Coreprotect, creativity, Decision making, Decisions, Dirt, Economy, Events, Fancy, feel, foliage, Houses, map generation, player-driven, PvP, Respect, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Tectonic, Tournaments, Trust, Vibrant Community, Voting
AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server
Overview
Admin Team All 18+ with extensive experience Community Involvement Players have a say in decisions through voting Map New map with tectonic world generation Claiming No claiming, coreprotect in place for protection Events Regular building competitions, PvP tournaments Shopping District Thrive in the in-game economy Join our Community
If you want to join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community, visit our website or discord.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join by visiting our website or joining our discord server for more information on how to connect.
Q: Is there an age requirement to play on AlexandriaSMP?
A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 years or older to join the server.
Q: How often are events held on the server?
A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for players to participate in.
Q: Can I create my own shops in the shopping district?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to participate in the in-game economy by setting up their own shops in the shopping district.
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OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server
Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anime nostalgia, Childhood, childhood memories, Doremi, fan discussion, friendship, Gathering, magical girl squad, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Ojamajo, ojamajo doremi, Server, Thread, transformation, witch apprentices, witchcraft, witches, witchy vibes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the witches are gathering NOW and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the fun!Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!
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SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6038
100-Free Recruitment Event, 4koma, Account XP, An Academy Club’s Story, Archive, Atsuko (Swimsuit), Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade, Blue, Bounties, Commissions, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Hina (Dress), Hiyori (Swimsuit), Hoshino (Swimsuit), lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori (Swimsuit), Scrimmages, Sheside outside, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, The Fury of Set, Total AssaultAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!