LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Fart Space Odyssey
anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird
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Foodie Gut Map Craft
Craft, dietary habits, dietary recommendations, digestion, digestive system, evidence based, food molecules, foodie, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health needs, individualized, Map, Microbiome, microbiota, molecular interactions, nutritional science, personalized diet, personalized nutrition, researchers, scientific advancement
come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!
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Yogurt Block Party
beneficial bacteria, Bifidobacterium, BLOCK, bowel health, Dietary supplements, digestion, digestive disorders, digestive system, fermented foods, gastrointestinal health, gut flora, gut health, Health research, intestinal health, lactobacillus, Microbiome, microbiota, Party, probiotic, scientific study, study, yogurt
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.
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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation
Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!
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Lava Spit & Drool Server
biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue
join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Live Liver Minecraft Server
alcohol metabolism, bile production, Detoxification, digestion, health, hepatic system, Live, liver, liver cells, liver cleanse, liver detox, liver disease, liver enzymes, liver function, liver health, liver regeneration, Liver Support, main purpose, metabolism, Minecraft, Organ, ServerWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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VividLope Minecraft Server
Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, cognitive function, Detoxification, digestion, energy boost, Focus, health benefits, herbal supplements, holistic healing, immune support, mental clarity, Minecraft, mood enhancement, natural remedies, Relaxation, Server, sleep aid, stress relief, vitality, vivdlope, VividLope, wellnessAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!
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OrganicIndigestionCraft
balance, consequences, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, digestion, discomfort, Food, guilty pleasure, health, indulgence, intestines, love, Moderation, OrganicIndigestionCraft, Organs, satisfaction, self-control, stomach, Tasty, Unhealthy
Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!
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MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition
3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds
come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄
join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄
save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄
join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸♂️🐄
(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)
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ToiletPaperSaverCraft
bathroom habits, budget-friendly, Cost savings, digestion, Digestive health, fiber, fiber benefits, fiber consumption, fiber intake, fiber rich foods, fiber sources, financial savings, frugal living, gastrointestinal health, Healthy Eating, high fiber diet, money saving tips, saving money, toilet paper, toilet paper savings, ToiletPaperSaverCraft
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO MINE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT DANCE, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND HELMET THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE TO CREEPERS! THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE EXPLOSIONS TO RUIN YOUR DAY!
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT OF DOOM!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND START LAUGHING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT.
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CornBranCraft
Benefits, bran, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, corn bran, CornBranCraft, diet, digestion, fiber, findings, Food, grains, Gut microbiota, health, heart health, Impacts, nutrition, refined corn flour, research, study
so, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.
so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮
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FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips
biology, digestion, DURATION, Explanation, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, INCONSISTENCY, Mystery, Myth, NonStinky, odor, Phenomenon, question.., RIPS, room, Science, smell, stink
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?
But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!
So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!
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FartCraft: Smell & Tell
awkward, bodily function, digestion, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, hygiene, olfactory, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, smell, social norms, taboo
yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!
if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.
So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎
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FartCraft: The Great Mystery
abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination
OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.
Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!
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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feelingAre you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!
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WeddingDateWars
accommodate, AITAH, Argument, child, compromise, engaged, family conflict, family drama, fiancée, july, limited availability, location, Pregnant, refusal, shots, SIL, wedding date, wedding date change, wedding planning, WeddingDateWarsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy sister-in-laws insisting on changing your wedding date! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from meddling family members.Join us for a wedding-themed build competition, where you can show off your creativity and design skills. Who needs a traditional wedding venue when you can create a magical ceremony location in the world of Minecraft?
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a virtual honeymoon trip to the Nether! Explore the fiery depths of the underworld with your newlywed partner and experience a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous stories that you won’t find anywhere else!
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GlobalGrub Minecraft SMP
culinary exploration, cultural dishes, Cultural foods, delicious dishes, Delicious foreign foods, ethnic cuisine, Ethnic meals, exotic cuisine, exotic flavors, Favorite Food, foodie favorites, foreign cuisine, Foreign delicacies, Global food, global gastronomy, GlobalGrub, international cuisine, international dining, Minecraft, smp, Tasty international dishes, tasty treats, unique flavors
Are you tired of eating the same old boring food from your country? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a virtual buffet of international cuisine waiting for you to feast on. From sushi to tacos to curry, we’ve got it all!But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always cooking up something delicious. Rumor has it they even serve up dishes made with rare Minecraft ingredients like golden carrots and enchanted apples.
So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other, join our server today and get ready to eat your way around the world!
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MindCraftedMeltdown
10. Recovery process, 11. Childhood trauma, 12. Impact of trauma, 13. Mental health struggles, 14. Overcoming adversity, 15. Psychological trauma, 16. Long-term effects, 17. Personal growth, 18. Coping with trauma, 19. seeking help, 2. Mental health, 20. Inner demons., 3. PTSD, 4. Emotional scars, 5. Healing journey, 6. Coping mechanisms, 7. Therapy, 8. Self-care, 9. Resilience, MindCraftedMeltdown, TraumaJoin our Minecraft server and leave all your mental trauma behind! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging that you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in the living room.Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.
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AntibioticCraft: Flesh-Eater’s Nightmare
antibiotic-resistant, AntibioticCraft, antibiotics, bacterial infections, Breakthrough, Development, Effective, Fatal, flesh-eating illnesses, FleshEaters, health care, Innovative, Medical research, Mice, new class, Nightmare, novel compound, Potential, rare, researchers, staph infections, strep infections, Treatmentyo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got potions dat can cure u faster dan dis new antibiotic dat scientists be talkin bout! our potions can heal u from any infection, even dem flesh-eating ones! we got da best doctors in da game, dey be workin round da clock to keep u safe and healthy. so come join us and let’s fight off dem bacteria together! #minecraftmedicinesquad
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Prosper SMP – Where creepers are the only ones allowed to blow up your house. Age 16+ only!
age, Allowed, BLOW, build projects, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord link, games, Griefers, hackers, House, join Discord, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, smp, WelcomingMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type Discord server with Minecraft SMP Community Focus Playing a variety of games with other members Rules No hackers or griefers allowed, respectful behavior towards other players FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord server?
A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the server?
A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time on the server.
Q: What type of community is present on the server?
A: The community is friendly and mature, welcoming to new members who share similar interests.
Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of before joining?
A: While the server is light on rules, disrespectful behavior towards other players is not tolerated. No hackers or griefers allowed.
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Trannymania Minecraft Server
activism, anti-semitism, Bigotry, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity politics, intolerance, Jews, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, Propaganda, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, TrannymaniaWelcome to our Minecraft server where the Jews can’t hide behind trannymania anymore! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie pigmen invasion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pigs and exploding chickens!
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the Jews and trannymania. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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RecycleCraft SMP – Cash for Trash
#sustainability, bottles, cans, Cash, cash for cans, eco-friendly, Environment, Environmental awareness, finland, First world country., green living, MONEY, RecycleCraft, recycling, recycling benefits, recycling incentives, recycling initiatives, recycling policy, recycling program, recycling rewards, smp, Trash, waste management, waste reductionWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we recycle virtual bottles and cans for virtual money because we’re all about that eco-friendly life! And guess what? Our server is so first world, it’s practically Finland in Minecraft form. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated recycling bins, virtual cash prizes, and maybe even a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest eco-conscious Minecraft community out there!
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ToothlessDateNight
baby teeth, crunchy seasoning, DATING, dental health, dental treatment, dentist, Denture, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, first date, Honesty, millionaire shortbread, missing tooth, oral health, orthodontics, Referral, retained teeth, self-consciousness, ToothlessDateNight, Upset, x-rayLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dental adventures? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of popping out teeth like a pro. Our players have crazy stories to share, like the time someone accidentally made millionaire shortbread with extra crunchy seasoning and ended up losing a tooth in the process. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have to wear a denture while playing – we embrace all dental mishaps here! So come join us for a tooth-rific time and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Remember, it’s not just about crafting, it’s about dental drama too!
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ExciteCraft: Partner Edition
Adventure, Bonding, collaboration, Communication, Creative, Edition, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Fun, innovation, Intimacy, joy, love, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, spontaneity, Surprise, teamwork, ThrillAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop.
Need a break from building? How about a friendly competition of who can ride a pig the longest without falling off? Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square.
And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Bloom SMP: Where we’re semi-normal, but still vanilla enough for your taste buds! Join now!
Adventure, Bloom, buds, BUILD, Community, Discord, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, seminormal, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, Taste, Vanilla, Version, WebsiteBloom SMP Overview
Server Name Bloom SMP IP Address play.bloomsmp.net Supported Versions 1.9 – 1.21 Features:
- Anti griefing
- Cross play
- A welcoming community
- An active Discord
- A friendly staff team
- Regular events
Bloom SMP is not modded, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
FAQ
What is Bloom SMP?
Bloom SMP is a Minecraft Survival multiplayer server where players can have fun, make new friendships, and enjoy a friendly community.
Is Bloom SMP modded?
No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Are there any rules on Bloom SMP?
Yes, the server has rules to ensure a positive playing experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or Discord for more information on the rules.
How can I join Bloom SMP?
You can join Bloom SMP by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using Minecraft version 1.9 – 1.21.