But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.