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Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

$20 billion, Adventure, Approves, arms deal, arms trade, blinken, Blinkens, blocky, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, Minecraft, sale, SECURITY, Server, united states, weapons, WORTH..

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!

Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!

Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!

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HijabHavocCraft

alleged, discrimination, gender equality, Headscarf, hijab law, HijabHavocCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian woman, legal issue, MIDDLE EAST, News, paralysed, physical harm, religious law, Shooting, social justice, tragic incident, VIOLATION, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape all the crazy drama of the real world like this iranian woman who got paralysed over a hijab law violation like wtf 😂😂 on our server u can build ur own world and wear whatever u want without getting shot at 😜😜 plus we have the craziest mini games like chicken jousting and llama racing 🐔🦙 so come join us and leave all the real world craziness behind 😎😎

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WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!

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NanoPlasticPurgeCraft

#sustainability, clean technology, clean water, eco-friendly, efficiency, Environmental Science, innovation, liquid-based solution, Mizzou, nanoparticle removal, NanoPlasticPurgeCraft, nanoplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, pollution control, research, scientists, solvent, Technology, Water, water purification

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got scientists dat can remove like 98% of nanoplastics from water! Dey use some liquid stuff to trap dem plastic bits and den BOOM, clean water for everyone! It’s like magic but real, so come join da fun and help save da environment, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So what are u waiting for? Come build, mine, and save da world with us!

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ElfCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, creative content, digital avatar, ElfCraft, FANTASY, Gaming, half elves, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, Online content creation, online streaming, pure blooded elf, role playing, Server, sora, storytelling, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the NPCs have conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the mystery of why hololive only has half elves. Some say it’s because the pure blooded elves were too busy partying in the enchanted forest to join the server. Others believe that a mischievous group of gnomes cast a spell to banish them to the realm of unicorns and rainbows. But one thing’s for sure, if you want to meet the elusive sora, the self-proclaimed half elf, you’ll have to hop on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride full of magic, mayhem, and half elves galore!

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/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just any ordinary server, it’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

We have special events happening all the time, like the “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” event where you can harness the power of the elements to create epic builds. And don’t forget about the “Bing-Bang Finchball” event, where you can play a crazy game of Finchball with your friends.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor. But that’s not all, our weapon banner includes the Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and the Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) – perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike.

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems! Just use the code “GENSHINGIFTNAJEWZTD7XD5” and watch the gems roll in.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP server and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas!

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BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

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AnnivAintEasy: ParentsRuinedIt

animal welfare, AnnivAintEasy, anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, dietary preferences, emotional distress, emotional reactions, ethical eating, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, judgmental family, mental health, ParentsRuinedIt, party etiquette, party planning, personal boundaries, personal values, safe spaces, vegan, vegan menu, veganism

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your vegan lifestyle? Look no further than our server, where we promise a menu filled with pixelated plants and virtual veggies! Our server is a safe space for all herbivores, carnivores, and even omnivores who just want to have a good time without any judgment.

Join us and escape the drama of real life family parties where they judge you for your dietary choices. Our community of players will support you and celebrate your anniversary without any guilt trips or headaches. Plus, if anyone dares to bring non-vegan food to our virtual party, we’ll just block them from the server – problem solved!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where veganism reigns supreme and where you can finally relax without any family drama. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and understanding group of pixelated pals anywhere else!

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PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition Minecraft Server

Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, embarrassed, geopolitical issues, international relations, military tensions, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Politics, putin, Putin diplomacy, Putin statement, PutinCraft, russia, Server, Settlements, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, world events

so like, u know how putin was all like “ukraine controls 28 russian settlements” and moscow was like “omg we are so embarrassed rn”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, building epic castles out of enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #putinwho #minecraftforlife 🐷💎💣

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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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