Are you tired of defending your country in a Middle Eastern shithole and need a break from all the chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky Iraqis destroying buildings. Plus, we promise there will be no killing of women and children here (unless it’s in-game, of course). So come on over and let’s have some laughs and fun together! Who needs war movies when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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Defending My Country Minecraft SMP
AMERICANS, Arabs, children, Country, curiosities, Defending, Fault, happen, iraq, killing, middle eastern, Minecraft, movies, other countries, Ridiculous, smp, Suffering, War, War Movies, WOMAN
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Crafty Reminder Minecraft Server
children, controversial, Crafty, criticism, debate, Ethics, family, influence, JD Vance’s kids, jeets, Media, Minecraft, Opinions, parenting, Politics, public figures, reminder, Server, slavshits, society, Trump’s kids, upbringing, VALUES
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Trump family dynamics? Look no further! Our server is filled with slavshits (whatever that means) and JD Vance’s kids are apparently jeeting all over the place. Join us for a chaotic, unpredictable, and downright hilarious experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server
action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait
Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.
Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.
So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!
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> Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP
#momlife, children, family, love, maternal, Minecraft, mom, mominspiration, momlifebelike, momlifegoals, momlifeisthebestlife, momliferocks, momlifeunfiltered, Mommy, momquotes, momstruggles, momthoughts, Mother, Motherhood, motherly, parenting, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
celebration, children, chimney, christmas, cultural icon, festive season, folklore, gift giving, global tradition, holiday, jolly old man, Magic, Minecraft, mythical figure, north, north pole, Pole, reindeer, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, Santas, Server, Sleigh, tradition, Winter
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!
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BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP
Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
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Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server
autism spectrum, children, civilians, combatants, compassion, Conflict, glare, Israeli forces, kaddish, Men, Minecraft, mourn, mourning, names, Peace, Praying, praying for all, Remembrance, Server, standing up, Temple, Understanding, weekly ritual, Women
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?
But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
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ZapCraft Minecraft Server
Accidents, Awareness, baked, Ban, Caution, children, children’s health, Crisp, drug use, education, electrical hazards, Electrocuted, emergency situations, FITS, kitchen safety, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, Safety, Server, toaster ovens, Warning, ZapCraftAre you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!
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Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society
18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young loveAre you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!
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VomitVibesCraft
Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerismAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!
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EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny
accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibilityLooking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!
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FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-beingAre you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, TraumaAre you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!
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VetHospitalMassacre
9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!
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Seetiecraft
Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.
After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.
We still had to make a few small changes.
The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB
To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.
We have already prepared something for events too!
Your owner
seetiecraft.net
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Rivendor
Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!
mc.rivendor.net
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Lords of Vale
A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours
Vale.beastmc.com
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Mystic Survival
A semi-vanilla Survival server. We offer a non-griefing server with the survival feel. We do not allow the killing of others, without their permission and the return of items. We do however have a PvP arena that items will not be lost in and is a free for all. In this arena we have also included a parkour area. Our mob griefing is turned off so you will not have to worry about your builds being destroyed. We give our players three sethomes. You have the ability to modify your chests, furnaces, and doors so that your friends can access them as well. If you are looking for a semi-vanilla survival server come join us and join in on our adventure!!!
mysticsurvival.net
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ArmedMC-Op prison
This is a new prison server made by JeffPlayzMC OP prisons also so come on and play!The server will soon have votifier if you donate for a rank you will automaticly be boosted up to the next rank for peoples enjoyment.Daily Drop Partys and the Co-Owners will sometimes hid some chests possibly with some OP items maybe donater ranks 😉
108.60.204.69
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Candlestick Clan Server
Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!
198.154.103.113
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Shambala
This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.
kodji.ru:25555
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LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft
LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)
mc.limitedgaming.net
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FinalGame-Hosting.com
To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.
Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com
FinalGame-Hosting.com
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GalaticWar
Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!
88.150.171.99