But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)