so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!
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MartianKidneySurvivors
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
#endorsement, Campaign, election, endorsement vision, Minecraft, political vision, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, supporter, trump, Trump Campaign, Trump election, Trump endorsement, Trump endorsement supporter, Trump endorsement vision, Trump presidency, Trump Republican, Trump supporter, Trump vision, Trumpcraft, vision
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where even the NPCs have political opinions! This server is so crazy, you might even have visions of famous politicians like Trump telling you to join. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have political prophecies instead? Come join us and see what other outrageous things await you in this wacky world!
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ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP
asset allocation, blue chip stocks, capital preservation, combat inflation, conservative investing, Diversification, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, inflation protection, investment strategy, long-term investment., money management, parking money, ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, savings account, stock market, wealth building
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.
And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
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ParentalRescue Minecraft Server
back on my feet, college dropout, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, DEBT, Expectations, family, finding myself, Help, Living at home, mental health, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalRescue, parents, rules, seasonal job, Server, Strict, Support, ungrateful, Volunteer work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with strict parents like no other! Join us for outrageous rules and regulations that will make you feel right at home – literally!Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
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SisStealzNoRentMC
Apology, Communication, disagreement, dynamics, emotions, fee.., judgment, learn, MONEY, punishment, reality check, Rent, resolution, sibling rivalry, SisStealzNoRentMC, sisters clothes, Sorry., taking without permission, teenage years, white top
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your sibling squabbles behind! No more fighting over clothes or owing money for borrowing a shirt. On our server, you can build your own wardrobe and never have to worry about borrowing from your sister again.Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.
Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!
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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?
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OceanCraft: NASA’s Lost World
#oceancraft, Deep Sea, environmental impact, exploration missions, exploration technology, funding priorities, government funding, Lost, Marine Biology, marine life, NASA, NASAs, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, oceanography, research, Science, scientific discoveries, space agency, space exploration, Technology, underwater exploration, underwater habitats, world
Have you ever wondered why NASA stopped exploring the ocean? Well, rumor has it they stumbled upon our Minecraft server and got so addicted to building underwater bases and battling sea monsters that they forgot all about space! Join us and you too can uncover the mysteries of the deep, fight off krakens with your trusty diamond sword, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs space when you’ve got a whole underwater world to explore? Come dive in and see what treasures await you!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, deep, Defense, eastern europe, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, Political, repel, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggles, Tensions, Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is fighting off ukraine in a battle for the ages! build your own bunker and defend against the ukrainian invaders, or join forces with them and launch a surprise attack on the russian stronghold! watch out for the elusive Kursk incursion, they’re like ninjas but with tanks! will you be the hero that saves russia or the villain that destroys it? join now and find out!
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ZelenskyyCraft: “Exchange Fund Raid”
Armed Forces, Capturing Occupiers, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exchange, fund, international relations, Military, negotiations, Past 3 Days, peace talks, president, Raid, Replenishment of Exchange Fund, SECURITY, strategy, Successful, Ukraine, Victory, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
join this epic minecraft server where we capture occupiers and replenish the exchange fund like a boss! zelenskyy himself said it’s been especially successful in the past 3 days, so you know it’s legit. come join the fun and help us take down the bad guys in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the nether that only the bravest players can find. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s show those occupiers who’s boss!
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KineticCraft
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Welcome to KineticCraft! A server intended to entertain and bring constant content from a wide variety of game mechanics and modes. We hope you can give it a chance and immerse yourself further in this great adventure that you can begin.
mc.kineticcraft.xyz
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AdultlessCraft: Where grownups play pretend with Minecraft, now with Terralith & McMMO 1.21!
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KidlessCraft Server Overview
Server IP smp.kidlesscraft.com Server Website www.kidlesscraft.com Server Location Central US Game Play Type SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty Version 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC Server Features
- Easy whitelist process via Discord
- Plugins include BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, and more
- Datapacks include Terralith and Nullscape
- Vanilla 1.21 server also available
Core Server Rules
- Be Respectful
- Be Ethical
- Use Common Sense
FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to go through an easy whitelist process via Discord. Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and follow the instructions in #whitelist-requests.
Can Bedrock players join the server?
Yes, we use GeyserMC which allows Bedrock players to join the server.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?
We offer a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) experience with hard difficulty settings.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?
Yes, the core server rules include being respectful, ethical, and using common sense while playing on the server.