WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF ON ICEBERGS, AND POLAR BEARS THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (THEY’RE ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO EAT YOU, BUT IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS).
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS LOCATED ON AN ACTUAL GLACIER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. WE STRAPPED SOME SERVER TOWERS TO A MASSIVE ICEBERG AND NOW WE’RE FLOATING AROUND THE OCEAN, BRINGING YOU THE COOLEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER.
SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE SCORCHING HEAT OF SUMMER 2024. WHO NEEDS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CHILL SERVER TO HANG OUT ON?