1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained Estonian posters who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of virtual blocks. They once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely in Estonian memes. If you can crack the code, you’ll unlock special in-game rewards and powers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary player known as “Estonian Steve,” who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed and defeat creepers with a single punch. Rumor has it he once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wacky world of the average Estonian poster!