we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!
First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!
But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!
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| Description | NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more. |
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| Server Info | Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP |
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You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.
Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!
A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.
We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.
Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.
Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!
Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.
