once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.