join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!