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TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

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PeevedPigCraft

BIAS, cultural expectations, discrimination, Double Standard, equality, Fairness, Frustration, gender bias, Gender Roles, Hypocrisy, injustice, PeevedPigCraft, pet peeve, prejudice, racial bias, Social Issues, social justice, societal double standards., societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair treatment

Are you tired of double standards ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all double standards from existing! That’s right, no more unfair treatment or hypocrisy here. Our server is a magical place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us and experience a world where everything is upside down and inside out, but in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only standard is fun!

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CitizensCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, bangladesh, Citizens, CitizensCraft, coexistence, Community, Condemnation, Country, extremism, heinous, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Minorities, Muhammad Yunus, Peace, religious freedom, Server, social justice, solidarity, Terrorism, tolerance, Unity, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!

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Sinwar’s Block Party

BLOCK, ceasefire deal, cnn, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, negotiations, Palestinian, Party, peace talks, political leader, regional stability, SECURITY, Sinwars, Truce, violence, War Crimes, Yahya Sinwar

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas head yahya sinwar seeking ceasefire deal with creepers and zombies! why join? because our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to be friends with us. we have diamond armor for days and you can ride on a pig while shooting arrows at skeletons. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands. join now and let’s build a world where even the most hardcore players will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” let’s goooooo!

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CraftyOlympics

competition farewell, CraftyOlympics, end of an era, future events, global competition., historic event, international athletes, last ever, memorable moments, Olympic farewell, olympic games, Olympic legacy, Olympic memories, Olympic nostalgia, sporting milestones, sporting tradition, sports enthusiasts, sports fans, sports history, watching sports, world stage

join dis server if u wanna be part of da last ever olympic games but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs doin gymnastics, creepers doin synchronized swimming, and endermen doin high jump!!! it’s gonna be a blast, u won’t even realize it’s the last one until it’s over!!! so come join da fun and be part of history in da making!!!

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Eclipse SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Eclipse SMP! It is an exciting crossplay-server with custom items and rewards for voting. Join and find out more! Please join discord for whitelist, we will turn it off at 500 members!

EclipseSMPS5.endercloud.tech:36187

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FelipeMC

Adventures, Community, compete, Connect, Create, creative building, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, FelipeMC, friendly environment, gameplay, Journey, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, Rewards, Server, Staff, Survival, Unique Events, Updates, Vanilla

Our Minecraft server offers a vibrant community and a diverse gameplay experience, featuring custom features, unique events, and a friendly environment for players of all levels. Whether you’re into survival, creative building, or mini-games, our server provides everything you need to enjoy endless adventures. With regular updates, active staff, and exciting rewards, it’s the perfect place to connect, compete, and create. Join us and start your journey today!

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DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla LGBTQ+ Friendly Whitelisted Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like Server

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Communication, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestions, Updates, Whitelisted

Information
TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
Seasons
Season 12 released on the 2nd of August, which is hosted on 1.21. Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.
Why should you join us?
Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
Mini Seasons
To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June. Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
Discord
Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply here. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

When was the server established?

The server was established in 2018.

How long do seasons typically last?

Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.

What are the benefits of joining the server?

Benefits include servers hosted in North America, Discord to Minecraft chat, Simple Voice Chat integration, Suggestion forums, private ticket system, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events like Dragon Fights, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini seasons?

Yes, to bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons that last around a month.

Is being on Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server.

Are there any images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.

MineVReX – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Ultimate, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey with our legendary players like Nova Aokami, the master of building epic castles with a single click! Or how about Arial Yuriko, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Estella Starfall can tame creepers to become her loyal pets, while Furi Ferntail can turn any block into gold with just a touch. And don’t even get me started on Kamiko Rinona, who can fly on a dragon while battling the Ender Dragon at the same time!

And if that’s not enough, we have the infamous Scarlett Flameheart, who can summon a tornado to clear out any pesky mobs in her way. Plus, our extended members like Amaya Whisper, who can serenade you with her enchanting melodies, and Bri At Cookiebox, who can bake you cookies in-game that actually taste delicious!

Join us on this wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun!

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Minecraft SMP: /Heals/ – The Healing Hotties

defeat/surrender, doms, Dps, erp, FFXIV, gaming kinks, Healdoms, Healers, healing, heals, Healsluts, HotS, hotties, league of legends, Minecraft, online gaming themes, overwatch, prostitution, resourcesluts, Sluts, smp, SUBS, SUPPORTS, switches, Tanks, wagers, wow

Welcome to our totally not scandalous Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring your kinks in gaming!

Join us for some erp, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other wild kinks that you never knew you needed in Minecraft. Whether you’re a dom, sub, tank, support, or healer, we welcome all roles and all levels of kinkiness.

What’s a Heal Slut, you ask? It’s a submissive healer who is ready to devote their all to a dominant player, whether they’re bratty, slutty, eager, or shy. It’s all about finding that sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else in the game.

And don’t worry if you’re a dominant healer – healdoms are totally a thing here! As long as you’re into Sub/Dom themes in online gaming, your post is more than welcome.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and kinks you’ll discover in our world!

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