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Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

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AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

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GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

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SisWantsWifeFitz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

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Love Triangle Craft

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Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

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Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

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MorphineEnsembleCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

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Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

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Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

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