Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!
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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
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CraftyCaptiveAmericans
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lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!
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CraftyElevens
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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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ShadeSprintCraft
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join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.
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Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update
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Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.
We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.
Plugins
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Join here
apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660
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Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999
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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Platform Java Age Requirement 18+ Whitelist Yes Minecraft Version 1.21 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is Draconicraft SMP? Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border. What does semi-vanilla mean? The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras. What are some of the Datapacks used on the server? Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info How can I join Draconicraft SMP? Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server. What languages are allowed on the server? English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.
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ChatCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!
So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!
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MineVReX Minecraft Server
Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.
Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.
But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!
Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!
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MommaDramaCraft
alleged aunt, amazing relationship, amazing school, caring fiancé, confronting mom, cruel prank, dark secret, family secret, family ties, fresh start, great relationship, lack of detail, loving family, MommaDramaCraft, private information, tragic accident, tragic past, traumatic delivery, twin brother, wiped memory, young parentsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Herobrine himself? Look no further, because our server is so secretive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it!Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover you have a long-lost twin who was actually a creeper in disguise all along!
Don’t worry about bringing up these shocking revelations with your in-game parents, they’re too busy mining for diamonds to care. And if any alleged aunts try to butt into your business, just tell them to go build their own family tree elsewhere.
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a mob siege and the mysteries are as deep as a mineshaft. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game…unless you accidentally fall into the void, then you’re on your own.
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CuteCraft Minecraft Server
attraction, Behavior, Charm, Confidence, cute, CuteCraft, Expressions, Femininity, Gestures, intelligence, Kindness, Long hair, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, QUIRKS, relationships, sense of humor, Server, Sweetness, Traits, WomenLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “AWW” instead of “UGH”? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies and kittens that follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it! Plus, our female players have the ability to summon rainbows and unicorns to ride into battle, making them the cutest warriors you’ll ever see. So come join us and experience the cuteness overload that is our server – because who needs diamonds when you have a kitten in a party hat?
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BlockyLawPasser
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If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!