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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Items Found:	8280	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	158

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1990	Ores Mined:	6545
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9821	Potions Brewed:	143
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	305413
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4160
Enchantments Applied:	273	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!