LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!
TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks
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StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!
Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!
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XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand
come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!
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CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!
lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!
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NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition
LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!
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MineBlownMovieMinds
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind harder than that movie where a bunch of talking animals save the world from an evil cheeseburger! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama wearing a top hat. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience a movie-worthy adventure every time you log on? Grab your popcorn and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!