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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 7209 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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