| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7596 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
atiha.sytes.net
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 555 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5470 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 353 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3285 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9745 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1468 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Votes: | 5858 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 761 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6910 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 575 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8270 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4394 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3338 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 147 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6236 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7728 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8369 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8789 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4971 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
