| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7684 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4457 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9566 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9764 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 278 | Animals Bred: | 168 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 903 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5834 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3447 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8824 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8564 | Crops Grown: | 4419 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8105 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3444 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4925 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 806 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1753 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4415 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4819 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1685 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7717 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7120 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 494 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3337 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9727 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
