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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mines Excavated:	1683	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8875

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3101
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	154

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2290
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1374
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	9498
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8875	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	315890
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1600	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5