TabooDesires Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ores Mined:	6362	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of servers, but without the grail, just blocks and stuff. So like, you know how in real life it’s not cool to steal stuff? Well on this server, it’s totally acceptable! Like, you can just go around taking people’s diamonds and they can’t even get mad at you, it’s the law of the land or something.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs hang out and throw wild parties. I heard they have a DJ sheep spinning tunes and everything. It’s like the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, you gotta be in the know to get an invite.

Oh, and did I mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land? Yeah, apparently if you defeat it, you get a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic bird. I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of chaos and shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all your stuff and maybe get turned into a block by a wizard or something. It’s all part of the fun, bro.

OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Crops Grown:	1656	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	162
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	851
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	36490	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2947	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Buildings Constructed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	6091	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!