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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	3328	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9981
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7507
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	7667
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	440
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Potions Brewed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	442123
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	77

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	100

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Items Found:	7599

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5