TableHogNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Items Found:	3113
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

NATOcraft: Baerbock vs Lammy

accession, Alliance, baerbock, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, German, international relations, irreversible, Lammy, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Politics, Secretary, SECURITY, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Farms Harvested:	533
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. You gotta join because, like, German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy said so. They were, like, playing Minecraft together and they were all like, “OMG, this server is so lit, Ukraine totally needs to join NATO ASAP.” And then they were like, “Yeah, it’s irreversible, bro.” So, like, if you wanna be as cool as German FM Baerbock and UK Secretary Lammy, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the only way to be a true Minecraft legend. Plus, there’s, like, free diamond armor for everyone who joins. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the epic NATO Minecraft alliance, bro!

Our building SMP

building, Community, Creative, Discord, Experiment, Fabric, Farms, freedom, Gaming, Ip:, Join, large scale projects, members, multiplayer, ONLINE, Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5780
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

InvyCraft Server Overview

Description
InvyCraft is a fabric smp focused on building large scale projects, staying true to the vanilla experience. Members have the freedom to experiment with redstone and build large farms.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join InvyCraft?	You can find our IP in your discord server: https://discord.gg/H9XZBUM9

Femme Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, discrimination, FAGGOT, femme, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transition, LGBTQ, Oasis, PAINFUL, self-identity, societal norms, Transgender, trooning out, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Bro, it’s like the ultimate place to be treated like a queen without having to chop off your man bits. Like, who wants to be a sad sack faggot when you can be a fabulous queen in the pixelated world, am I right? Come join us and unleash your inner diva, hunty!

CraftyLoveMatch

advice, best dating advice, building a strong relationship, communication in relationships, CraftyLoveMatch, DATING, dating advice for men, dating advice for women, dating coach, dating expert, Dating strategies, Dating success, dating tips, dating tips for couples, dating tips for singles, finding love, long-term relationships, love, relationship, relationship advice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8279	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find your blocky soulmate! Our players have reported finding love while battling creepers and building epic structures together. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and swipe right on your next Minecraft partner!

UniBlockRemoval – Lavrov&Rubio

barriers removal, bilateral talks, Diplomacy, diplomatic call, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign policy, global discussions, government communication, International cooperation, international relations, Lavrov, LavrovRubio, Moscow, political discussions, political leaders, removal of unilateral barriers, rubio, russia, U.S. administration, UniBlockRemoval, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7740	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the only “unilateral barriers” you’ll face are the ones blocking you from getting to the diamond mine! lavrov and rubio are regular players, always teaming up to take down the evil mobs and conquer the land. come join the fun and be part of the action-packed adventures with our crazy community. who needs politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and let the madness begin!

SyncedBrainz – HealthPromo

audience engagement, brain activity, brain waves, Cognitive science, Communication, Effective, Health Campaigns, health promotion, HealthPromo, innovation, Marketing, Message, neural focus groups, neuroscience, portable EEGs, research, researchers, SyncedBrainz, synchronization, syncs up, Technology, Videos

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, u know how when u watch those boring health videos and ur brain just goes to sleep? well, not on this server, bro! we got portable EEGs that sync up ur brain activity with ur squad when u watch health promotion videos together. it’s like ur brains are doing a synchronized dance or something, man. u’ll be so in tune with each other, u’ll practically be finishing each other’s sentences. join our server for some next level brain bonding and be part of the most synced up squad in all of Minecraft. it’s like a virtual brain party, dude!

VoidSurf

Anarchy, brave, Cunning, different, Discord, enemies, handle, join now, legend, No Mercy, No Rules, Outsmart, Players, ruthless, semi anarchy, Survival, SURVIVE, Unstoppable, Void, VoidSurf, Wasteland

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9671
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Minecraft Server Name	VOID Survival
Server Type	Anarchy/No rules
Server IP	VoidSurf.minehut.gg
Discord	Join Void Survival Discord

Overview:

VOID Survival is a hardcore Minecraft server where there are no rules, no safe zones, and only the strongest players survive. Are you brave enough to enter the void and become a legend?

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What is VOID Survival?

VOID Survival is a Minecraft server where there are no rules, no resets, and players must rely on their skills and cunning to survive in a harsh environment.

2. How do I join VOID Survival?

You can join VOID Survival by connecting to the server IP: VoidSurf.minehut.gg and also joining the Discord server for updates and community interaction.

3. Is there a safe zone on VOID Survival?

No, there is no safe zone on VOID Survival. Players must always be on alert and ready to defend themselves at all times.

4. Can I team up with other players on VOID Survival?

Yes, you can team up with other players on VOID Survival, but remember that alliances can be broken and trust is scarce in the void.

5. What happens if I die on VOID Survival?

If you die on VOID Survival, you will lose all your items and will have to start over from scratch. Death is permanent on this server.

6. Is cheating allowed on VOID Survival?

Cheating is not allowed on VOID Survival, as it goes against the spirit of the server. Players found cheating will be banned.

7. How can I become a legend on VOID Survival?

To become a legend on VOID Survival, you must outsmart your enemies, survive in the harsh environment, and establish your dominance over the other players on the server.

Mystic Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anal, booty call, booty call number, Casual Sex, Crafters, discreet encounters, dumb bitch, Flirty messages, hookup, insta, instagram, messages for dick, mystic, naughty messages, naughty texts, no response, no strings attached, phone number, sexting, sexting partner, tatsl007

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	34
Emeralds Found:	8171	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers twerk!

We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.

Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Cute Forgiveness 1.20.3

1.20.3, adorable, cute, cute apology, cute forgiveness, cute forgiveness long tail tag, cute forgiveness phrase, cute forgiveness quote, cute forgiveness saying, cute forgiveness tag, cute mistake, forgiveness, forgiveness for being cute, forgiveness for cuteness, forgiveness is key, forgiveness tag, forgiving, forgiving cuteness, letting go, moving on

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, not because it’s lit or anything, but because the admin forgives people just because they’re cute. Like, how crazy is that? Imagine getting banned for griefing, but then the admin sees your skin and is like “aww, it’s okay, you can come back.” It’s like a virtual forgiveness based on looks, I can’t even deal with how absurdly awesome that is. So come join us and let your cuteness save you from the ban hammer, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Uncle’s Exclusive MC Server

absent father, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, exclusive, Fairness, family bonding, family dynamics, family trips, half brothers, Jealousy, Nascar, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, teenage emotions, trip, uncle, uncles

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6781	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Votes:	4399
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of feeling left out like this poor Minecraft player? Join our server and never worry about being excluded again! Our community is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. Plus, we have epic Nascar races in-game that you can participate in with your new virtual family. Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world of fun and acceptance! Join now and never miss out on the action again!

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	566982
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1758	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	150
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	599
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.