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SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2374
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3725	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8219
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Emeralds Found:	2309	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crops Grown:	8915
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

Players:	108/300	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mines Excavated:	1460