Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.
mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.
mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

We have a strict no-seriousness policy, so if you start talking about efficiency or optimal resource gathering techniques, you’ll be banished to the Nether (literally). Our community is full of hilarious pranksters and meme lords who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun, then join us and let the shenanigans begin! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to troll unsuspecting players. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos ensue!


| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Features | Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, other add-ons |
| Server Goal | Build a community of players who love Minecraft |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server type? | The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server. |
| What are the server features? | The server has Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, and other add-ons. |
| What is the server goal? | The goal is to build a community of players who love Minecraft. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord and apply to join the server. |

Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?
So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!