Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

digital clutter, bloat, organization, navigation, design principles

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21

Site, Realms, race relations, controversy, internet culture

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense! Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cuckolding is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!

We don’t care about your race, just as long as you can mine diamonds like a pro and slay zombies like a boss.

Join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Don’t waste your time with all that drama, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and crafting some epic creations. Let’s go, gamers!

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New Server IP
DadBlock Minecraft Server

Mother, trampoline, meeting place, Minecraft, FaceTime

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!

If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.

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New Server IP
DadCraft: Kids Edition

family expectations, Kids, Asking for help, parenting teamwork, physical limitations

🌟🔥🎮 Yo, listen up! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, bro! Let me tell you a wild story about it! So, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony! 🦙🎶 But that’s not all, oh no! The trees start talking to you, begging for you to build them a treehouse so they can throw epic parties every night! 🌳🎉 And guess what? The creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing you up! 💥🤗

But wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! 🐔👑🧐 And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! 👼🎵

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎮🚀

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New Server IP
BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

wisdom, Evolution, conviction, learning, paradigm shift.

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

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New Server IP
CraftyTrumpTower

national identity, language legislation, Government, language rights activism, US

Are you tired of boring old English being the only language in the US? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own official language called “Minecraftese”! Trump may have signed that executive order, but we’re taking things to a whole new level of ridiculousness. Join us and learn how to communicate in a language that only exists in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs English when you can speak in diamond pickaxe emojis and creeper hisses? Join now and be a part of the most linguistically confusing server in the world!

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New Server IP

Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

MysticCraft Realms 1.21

DadBlock Minecraft Server

DadCraft: Kids Edition

BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

CraftyTrumpTower