Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	288
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9872
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7059
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1581	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	4590	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4587	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.