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GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ribbed Dome Craft

#sustainability, Antiquity, architectural advancements, architectural creativity, Buildings, conservation, construction, Craft, design, Dome, Domes, efficiency, innovation, Materials, modern algorithms, nature-inspired, pattern, Ribbed, scientists, strengthening ribs, structural engineering, Support, Vaults

so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	2825
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	141643	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	262

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	507581	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9280
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3