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| Players: |
95/200 |
Votes: |
6377 |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
31 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: |
8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: |
13 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
2 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
