SytexPrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5726	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ores Mined:	2586
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	6808
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Votes:	2826
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Potions Brewed:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	1873	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Potions Brewed:	172
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8127
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2