sysgoat.net ATM9 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Potions Brewed:	172
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	277196
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Votes:	9698
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	140
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
New Chunks Explored:	542430	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	105/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3