get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 311 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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