Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Ascension, chop, Crisis, Custom Enchants, Discord, Enchantment Tables, Farm, Fish, Free Ranks, Frequent Updates, Fresh content, Generators, Grinding, meets, Midlife, mine, New server, Pet system, Playing, Quests, RICHEST, Skyblock, SkyGens, smp, Syre, Upgrades

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2372	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	652	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	102	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	951227
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	5844
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	255
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	293	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	186

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Potions Brewed:	184	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	9729
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Crops Grown:	5604
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	6912
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!